This is my latest creation. He is called the Arts Champion, and he goes around Birmingham unlocking Brummies' creative powers at bus stops. In my experience, most Brummies' creativeness at bus stops extends as far as writing 'VILLA KILL BCFC' or 'SHAZZA IS A SLUT' on the window in permanent marker, but never mind.
The Arts Department of Birmingham City Council seem to like it, anyway. I've just got to letter it properly and get registered as self-employed at the tax office and I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams!!!
I'm trying to be hyperbolic again.