May I just take this moment to share my feelings with you about the fact that Birmingham City Football Club have been relegated from the Barclays Premiership.
I know Villa have been crap this year. I know that unless something drastically changes, we'll probably join Blues next year. But I reckon the moment our third goal went in against the scum was up there with the birth of my kids. I know it's wrong to feel happy at other people's misfortunes, but fuck 'em!
Normal impartial service will resume soon.