This is the return of the occasional series that pokes fun at some comics' ridiculousness. It's been a while. If you click here you will be transported to a site which proves how rubbish Clark Kent's 'If I just put a pair of glasses on, nobody will realise I'm actually Superman' ploy is. I mean, I never wore glasses at school, but if I bump into an old schoolmate now, they instantly remember who I am. That might be because of the odour, though.