I'm not a fan of this imported Yank tradition of having kids going around to strangers' houses and asking for sweets. I was told to do the opposite when I was a nipper. So I went round to friends' houses and didn't ask for sweets. Some people like it, however, so, I'd thought I'd show you this excellent video. it was sent to me by my friend Laura, who has a great love of all things cheesy and naff. Probably why she now works for the Beano. Only kidding, Beano fans (and Laura)!
Anyway, watch this video, It's hallowe'en themed, and it's got Tim Curry in it, and some of the shittest as-long-as-it-rhymes lyrics and video effects I've ever experienced, which makes it head-shakingly great.
A toad in a bass guitar? It's better than a video? Has anybody seen my tambourine? What the devil is he on about?!!
Happy hallowe'en from me, anyway, if you're bothered.